Welcome to the iArmory. Here are listed the "weapons of mass disgustin'" that our esteemed CACRFC thugs, thugettes, and thuglets use to perpetrate their heinous attacks on the unsuspecting victims.
Please feel free to add to the list.
Banned iWeapons:
Fist
Gun
Baseball Bat
Stick
Baton
Brick
Tiffany's Lamp
Electrical Extension Cord
Barbed Wire
Cheeseburger
Hair Dryer
Automobile
Clothes
Iron
Whiskey Bottle
Green Paint
Bare Hands
Stun Gun
Mace
Pepper Spray
Hair spray
Foot
Cane
Crutch
Christmas Tree Stand
Knife
Meat Cleaver
Air Freshener
Expandable Baton
Golf Club
Vase
Chuckie's finger
Subway Sammich
Umbrella
Stiletto shoe
Whirling Baby
Cheetos
Cement Block
